Exotic Eye Candy
It’s been a busy day of…. well it’s been busy. Don’ worry I didn’t forget about your treat for the day because you have been such good boys and girls. Even in spite of that go ahead and take a gander at Marcello Alvaez. This Brazilian model is definitely heating things up. It would appear selfie is a word that translates because Mr. Perfect Bone Structure has mastered it and made it quite adorable/hot. So enjoy him while you can something tells me there won’t be much left so get it while it’s hot. Don’t worry I know but still, #UrWelcome.
Birthday Eye Candy
If you’re lucky enough to have a birthday today then you share it will Olympic diver, Tom Daley. He may be a medal placing athlete but we remember him as the impossibly ripped barely legal hottie that has stolen our hearts, an permanently shortened our pants. Now that he is legal don’t feel bad about spending hours looking through Google at his speedo pictures. Hope you like your eye candy all wet.
You know you love it.
Hot Pants
It’s hard to keep up with trends and some change faster than a Kardashian “career” trajectory, but in New York City our eyes are focused on two things, cabbies running red lights while we’re in the cross walk and emerging fashion trends. Style icon, Sarah Jessica Parker, may have traded in her Manolo’s for some mommy and me time but that doesn’t mean her fashion can’t hit us like a hurricane, in a good way. Too soon?
SJP was spotted running errands on our fair island of Manhattan looking stylish as ever. Wearing what is referred to as a “slouchy stiletto” jean, she opted for an alternative to the mom jean with a drop crotch skinny jean. This may seem odd but the drop is just enough to give it a relaxed look and fit, the one thing that she did do, that I called as a trend for Spring, is scrunch the pants legs up. Most likely to show off those cute ankle boots. Denim is back with a vengeance and while you scoff at the trend in a few weeks you will be on the trend like frat guys on a drunken sorority girl. Stop pretending you’re not on the band wagon. You’ve booked so many rides on the BW they created business class just for you with your own name plate.
You know you love it, and this time OWN it.
A Bad Bromance
Spotted, Justin Bieber and Chris Brown in the first flush of their blossoming bromance and posted on Instagram. Looks like Bieber isn’t a belieber that the first set of boos will be the last. As I look at them I can’t help but wonder, why? Don’t they know that two bottoms don’t make a top?? At least we know Biebs is down with the swirl stemming from the magical night in the back of Usher’s tour bus.
Best Part of Waking Up
Who says the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup? Well they didn’t get to wake up to a compliment from David Beckham now did they? The best part of waking up would be a naked David in the tub holding champagne and chocolate covered strawberries. Let’s just assume his breath is minty fresh, sweats Versace cologne and a hair is never out of place, which is probably all true. You know how the Brits can be, you go to bed with Baby Spice and wake up next to Old Spice. So add this post to your spank bank boys and girly boys because it’s the closest we will get to a direct compliment from David Beckham. Now if only we could bend it over like Beckham.
You Know You Want It.
Lick It Up Baby, Lick It Up
Sometimes you have to feed your cravings and why not indulge with brazilian model Miro Moreira? With all the pleasure and none of the fat this eye candy business is quite fulfilling, just don’t expect it to fill you up. It’s the oldest story. Moreira says that he was called “ugly duckling” because he wore braces, has acne and was too skinny. As we can tell this model has shed his ugly duckling stage and emerged a swan. And by shedding I mean he is naked, a lot. #UrWelcome
Christina’s Body
Christina Aguilera shows off her hot body in a new Facebook post. Say so long to the days where she looked like a genetic experiment gone awry with DNA from Snooki and Miss Piggy to create Miss SnookiTina. She shows us her body and no longer is she just singing about being beautiful, the bitch is back. Move over Britney. Looks like the news that she will head back to The Voice for season five has her getting for her close up.
Springtime in New York
Welcome to New York City who’s signature fruit is always clad and in Gucci and our signature sound is that of a jackhammer outside our apartment at 5 AM. It’s been a rough year in this city hurricanes, health scares the return of harem pants, but Spring has sprung finally!! Let’s all get out tank tops and cut off denim shorts out of storage and wave hello to Spring, who has just decided to grace us with it’s presence just in time for Summer. Ah yes, Spring just another hot air blowing queen who is always running late and never comes at the right time. #RUDE
The Bulge of a Nation
Holy bulging bicep Captain America!! Chris Evans was caught in Washington DC shooting the Captain America sequel with Scarlett Johansson and Anthony Mackie but the real star were his arms!! His bulging biceps are causing quite a few other bulges.
Birthday Slut
And your day just got a lot foxier. Don’t forget to wish actress, and Brian Austin Green baby mama, Megan Fox a happy birthday today!!
