Three’s Company

He takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’ but exactly is Anothony Weiner trying to lick here? As you know Anthony Weiner had everything to lose when he decided to send a picture of himself exposed as Jersey Shore members abs in Wal Mart and sent a picture of his short man in a hat to a twitter follower and she took no time in posting that for everyone to watch, mock and laugh. Hey if you’re going to send a naked picture make sure you have something we want to see and nothing to hide. Now his mistress Traci Nobles is putting him on blast by saying that he had a prison fantasy with a guy named Bubba and woman named Big Bertha fighting over his alabaster ass to get some of his goodies. Traci Nobles is trying to get off a tell-all book and says that Weiner wanted a threesome but only one girl is invited to this party. The conversation apparently went something like this:

“I’m not really talking about other chicks… How about with another guy?” Weiner asked Nobles.

“Hmmmm, haven’t done it before,” Nobles said.

“It can be hot,” Weiner replies.

“Are you turned on by other guys?” Nobles asked.

“Well it depends on the guy, but generally yes,” Weiner divulges.

Just to be sure, it is said that he is not a Streisand loving, Oscar Wilde reading holding hand of Dorothy gay man he is just very open with his sexuality. AKA he’s very open went bent over the back of a toilet while a trucker kneels behind him showing him just how open he is. Ah yes memories. What so all of sudden you want to have sex with other guys and that makes you gay? I thought it just made you Catholic.