Good Christian Beyotches

Rememer when Kim Kardashian was under the delusion that she wanted to start a Bible club? Until she realized the Bible is a book not a club in West Hollywood where a guy named Jesus works it out on a box covered in glitter and what I hope is babyoil. Although emerging from the bathroom with six guys in toe doesn’t really make me want slide a dollar bill into that orifice that wreaks of free clinic care. Anyway so she is super serious about it and even ran into someone who shares her passion for family values, spirtuality and bathing suits that cover about the diameter of a postage stamp, Leann Rimes. Still recovring from her swift kick to mouth from her horse Bessie who she spooked when they realized they had the same face, she ran into Kim KArdashian at Life Change Community Church in Agoura Hills. Dressed appropriately in cut off shorts and a see through top Leann was the picture of pristine while Kim wore tousers and a blouse. Don’t worry she made sure the pants were just tight enough that you could see her jiggling ass from space, hey she didn’t waste  10,000 Pesos on ass surgery for it to sit at home or get pounded by some black guy in the dark room of a West Hollywood club, she’s not that type of girl. Showing their new girl crushes for each other they each tweeted each other little messages of love hope and prescription drugs. If this was junior high there would be little hearts above the I’s and the smell of elmer’s glue in the air an a TLC song playing. Would they be eating it, probably not since Leann Rimes hasn’t eaten anything since 1994 and even then she threw it up.