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It’s been a few days and the initial shock that Lindsay Lohan could be free to terrorize pedestrians and kick puppies is wearing off after following the crushed up meth line to the court room Linds got a pat on the head from the judge at her probation hearing and you know what that means! I can talk mad shizz. I know it’s a shock me talk about people as if they were nothing more than lazy, spoiled, brats who have nothing to contribute to society but pop culture crap that most likely won’t stand the test of time? You bet that needle full of botulism I am! First we have Judge Stephanie Sautner who knew tough love and a bunch of crushed up gold stars resembling a powdery substance would get Lilo to court on time each time where she patted her on the head for doing what she’s suppose to do and sent her on her way with a little hop in her pimp step. Good job Linds we’re so proud! Gag, love ya like a cold sore hun! Then word has it that she is confirmed to play the late great Liz Taylor for the some Lifetime piece of crap that has brought us such classics as Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs in the Client List. I can see this being nothing but class coming right out of her freckled hair ass. I am already creating a drinking game called take a sip every time it’s obvious Lindsay goes cross eyed they cut and come back and she is propped up against someone making her look somewhat coherent. Basically you drink until you’re drunk, or most likely die. Now that Linds is almost a free women without the fear of Big Bertha exacting her revenge on Lilo with a sawed off broom stick she partied at a pre-Oscar party. I am not sure if the party was on a boat because her lips could be used as flotation devices, honey stop puckering it’s not sexy. Ah yes Living Lohan must be a treat to wake up with horse hair bleached blond to offset the color of your orange skin you got from opening a cheeto bag too quickly and then stumbling through a party as your mother tries to keep her low rise jeans from slipping down her front crack. Told yo,  class all the way.