I always found it funny that so many people are so concerned with the sexual lives of celebrities. I guess a peek into their private life is all that we crave, explains the popularity of celebrity sex tapes. However when you’re celebrity you live your life out loud and proud, but what if your pride is called into question? What if you can only live your life out loud but your pride has to ride in coach with a Mets cap and sunglasses? What are they hiding and why do we feel the need to “out” celebrities and their secrets ??
While some good may come from an out and proud celebrity, forcing someone out of the closet is not only damaging but hypocritical. We preach about caring and understanding and equality but feel that things must be done out way or no way at all. Celebrities are people too and they do not owe us, as people, anything. An actor, celebrity or athlete is there to entertain us, that is it, a window into their private lives is not should not be expected. Sure the spotlight is thrust upon them and their private life and it is obvious that things will be made very public, but does that really mean we feel entitled to know their inner most secrets? With more celebrities exploding out of the closet glitter cape and mascara in place, there is talks that they have a platform to finally bring attention to the importance of equality. This I can stand behind, however when did it become a celebrities job? Although they have this amazing platform to stand on, what if they don’t want to be the face of a cause. What if by chance this celebrity isn’t sure of how to go about bringing about a positive spin or are dealing with their own demons could forcing them on this platform cause more damage than good ?
With the rise of teenage suicides you would think the public, gay and straight, would take a step back realize that they are wrong and help promote a healthy understanding of what is REALLY happening and the steps we are taking to make it better. So far we are condemning people for not doing everything the way we think it should be done causing a rift in what is perceived as right or wrong, when it reality there is no right or wrong when it comes to doing something that helps you accept who you are. The more people come out the more we struggle for equality the more vicious people are becoming. Sure gay people have always been cunning but when it starts affecting me ,taking me away from the all important discussion of Mariah Carey versus Nicki Minaj the vaseline, sneakers and straight razors make an appearance, and things are about to get real, watch what happens when people stop being polite and start stomping some ass. For years we have chuckled at Perez Hilton and then condemned him as he tried to out gay celebrities, yet as the public we are doing the same thing, true on a much smaller scale but are still no better. You cannot condemn a person for doing something that you yourself have done and are continuing to do, whether it is gossiping about the next big gay actor or justifying mixing cheetah print and stripes, we have to start living our lives the best way we can that is best for us as individuals.
In the end it is the choice of the individual who they invite into their world of rainbows, unicorns and overly buff men in speedos who are oiled up. We shouldn’t condemn them for this but celebrate the fact that they came out, finally. The struggle is admitting it to yourself and we all know that we come out when we feel ready, doing anything before you’re ready leads to bigger problems and even more confusion. Look what happens when God forgets to fully cook a male version of Ellen Degeneres, now we are stuck with Justin Bieber and that gum is never coming off the bottom of our shoe. It’s called follow through people. Shooting star, the more you know.
You know you love it.
Justin Bieber isn’t scared to double his pleasure or double his trouble, the latest dramz you ask? Jourdan Dunn. The model claims that Biebs said, “You’ve got nice t-ts because you flashed to me and my dancers, made our day,” after The Victoria Secret Fashion Show after she took the runway braless. If he really did say that my concern is that he needs to speak proper English. I smell a rat and this one doesn’t smell of KY, baby powder and Similac, so Biebs you’re off the hook.
It seems that while Justin Bieber knows his way around a recording studio and the bathroom glory hole at Applebees, glass is a little bit trickier. Sorry Biebs glass doors exist to make a room appear open, but I understand why he’s confused. He’s used to being the one walked into and isn’t quite sure where to put in at. Anyway you can thank me with lots of flowers, cards and checks made payable to cash for these clips of Bieber smacking his head on some glass.
Apparently it is no laughing matter because TMZ is saying that the poor kid suffered from a concussion after walking into a glass door. Wow concussions aren’t what they used to be. It seems you can get one from just watching someone walk into a glass door. Someone call the doctor I think I am feeling dizzy and nauseous, oh wait I just listened to a Justin Bieber song. Makes sense.
Remember when everyone thought Justin Bieber had a moment in a dirty truck stop bathroom with Mariah Yeater who then claimed she carried the spawn of an ill conceived con plan? Yeah well of course you do now he decided that he is going to rub it her face, not that you sicko! While he is an avid twitter fan and his team monitors it like a Kardashian searches themselves on google, a tweet popped up that wasn’t exactly neighborly.
Which is a video of Borat saying “you’ll never get this. you’ll never get this.” Surprised that the Bieber crew didn’t take that thing down three seconds after posting and being retweeted 4 Million times considering the trouble he has been in with this hobag and a half. Well she got noticed by Bieber and even was inspiration for his new album. Go ahead girl ride those 15 minutes like you supposedly did Bieber bareback for 30 seconds on a dirty concrete floor. In other news Justin Bieber proved he is man of man as he used his purse to ward off fans as he tried to slip his lipgloss, gum and poppers back into his bag and was besieged by overzealous fans. Werk gurl!
I love her more and more everyday. What’s not to love about Selena Gomez? She’s adorable, can act, sing and she is travel size so she can fit right in your purse like like a teacup yorkie or a newborn baby you stole from nearby hospital. When I saw this picture of Selena Gomez giving some serious side-eye to a 4 year old Justin Bieber was flirting with I knew I have to post it like a celebrity “leaking” naked pictures. If the caption reads, “Is this tricka trying to get my man? Oh hells no boo boo. Who cares, take him!” I wouldn’t be surprised.
Lindsay Lohan is making her way through the world and for once it doesn’t involve drunk driving, straw hair and a bisexual romp with a DJ who resembles Justin Bieber, if he had testosterone. This time it’s actually looking up for Linds with her next court date looming she just has a few more hours before she can be born free and released back into the wild to drink a gallon of Svedka and sniff enough powder to remind us the great blizzard of ’88. When she saunters into court with a smirk letting the world that she Gsa Gsa’d the judicial system and won she will hit the court catwalk and will be off probation. FORMAL, probation that is, she will still be on informal probation which means no checking in with anyone but just keeping her nose clean for the next 2 and a half years. Nose clean? Uh-oh. If that wasn’t enough it seems that Lilo may also be up for a role on Glee, sorry Linds I don’t think you will be able let your pucker fish lips next to Matthew Morrison or even the wheelchair kid you get to play yourself. I know she is already trying to figure out which hand to right her lines on in black sharpie, and she doesn’t even have the job yet. She will of course play herself in the episode if it goes through as a celebrity judge when the Glee kids hit nationals.
Normally I don’t laugh at abuse towards women but on the cover of Complex Magazine Justin Bieber is holding meat to his face. Sorry ya’ll Complex is not a barely keagal teen porn mag, so the meat he is holdin to his face as it is bruised and beaten is not a result of a late night with Chris Brown, is raw steak and its just makeup. I am sure he confused in makeup without a dress, heels and matching accessories. In the magazine he dishes on how hard it is to have a contractual obligation with his girlriend Selena Gomez.
“There’s no way to hide the relationship completely, because then it would be unfair to u. It’s like, ‘You take this car, and I’ll take this car, and then we’ll meet up at the spot. Then, you go in this door, I’ll go in this door. We’ll end up crossing ways. You get back in this car. We’ll cross over, do a James Bond. You go through the kitchen. I’ll go through the back area. Then we’ll meet in the dressing room and see each other. At that point, it’s not even a relationship. You’re just hiding from everyone. That’s unfair and unhealthy, man. I’ll be covering my face and it p***es me off so much when people say, ‘Get over it, Justin. You’re famous. People are going to take your picture. Suck it up, you’re rich…’ It’s like, ‘Yo, I just got off an eight-hour flight. I’m tired and my eyes have bags under them. I’m not trying to take pictures.’ I’m not going to come to your house, wake you up, and start snapping your picture. There’s no point in doing this if I’m not going to be the best. I give up a personal life. I give up my friends and family to pursue what I love and to make my fans happy. Why would I give up so much to be just another singer?”
Yes I feel so horrible for him having more money than Jesus and living off his mediocre talent that puberty will destroy like botox and Lindsay Lohan’s face. And I don’t know about him but I am like a fresh spring flower opening in the morning and love having my picture taken first thing, formaldehyde is a nice preservation tool, ask Kim Kardashian. So BAM bitch!
No not the tv doctor House but the game where you and the little neighbor girl or boy depending on how progressive your parental units are pretend to be married and raised childrruns and make play-do spaghetti. Well now Justin Bieber is going to do just that! Yup while most of us at 18 were smoking a pack a day just because, hitting up the strip joints and making our first entrance into the Triple X arena, store not putting it on film well maybe a few, he was busy buying a $10 Million home to NOT have sex with Selena Gomez. They wanted more privacy so they can pretend that down there he doesn’t resemble a Ken doll, although at times I think he may have a vagina. I swear any moment Ellen Degeneres is going to unzip her forehead and Justin Beiber is going pop out in a mist glitter and tell us we have just been Punk’d. Justin Bieber hoped to have syphilis rub off on him because he bought the bachelor pad that Ashton Kutcher was renting out for $50,000 a month, what a steal. Basically what they’re saying is that Selena Gomez wants some extra dough for her dating contract with Bieber and everyone said yes except the Biebs so they bought him a house and a car to shut his vagina up.Happy Birthday!!