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Going to the Chapel
Jason Trawick likes it so much he wants to put a ring on it even if Britney Spears wants wait. Don’t worry it’s not what you think, she has to wait for her stepford wife completion course with the removal of her frontal lobe and serious laser removal so she no longer appears as Georgia of the jungle. Also there are those pesky lawsuits hanging over her head with her ex bodyguard and her Elizabeth Arden, that she wants done and over with before she heads down the aisle in a rhinestone studded track suit. However all this doesn’t phase Trawick who is head over feet for B. Spears and is going to pop the question in Las Vegas, tonight! Brit Brit knows its coming so it’s not a surprise but it will be a long engagement until she feels she is in the right place legally to have a million dollar wedding. Her conservators have given their seal of approval and it’s expected that the judge on the conservetship will sign off. Looks like nothing can stop her now just some personal matters to clear up and botox inject along with the grueling day of leg, eyebrow and bikini waxing. Life is hard when you’re a popstar.
