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Bill O’Reilly Whines
Bill O’Reilly is one of those special types of hypocrites that likes to publicly condemn anything that he doesn’t agree with. Behind closed curtains he is busy popping viagra and pain pills like tic tacs and crawling out of a vodka bottle like Courtney Love the morning after. He is not happy about the overturning of Prop 8 and took to his show to throw himself on the floor like a spoiled brat and cry judicial activism based on nohitng but his own prejudice. This is a man I am entirely convinced would be happy to have slaves to this date and the murdering of Native American tribes because they didn’t agree with him. Interracial marriage was banned based on the will of the people and considered immoral, yet he feels this is not the same based again on something an individual cannot control. Basically it comes down to this no one has the right to marry and you cannot say that one marriage is stronger than another and make generalizations based on your own small minded prejudices. However you CANNOT forbid someone a marriage simply because hey do not meet your Donna Reid bullet Marlo Thomas That’s Girl flip because the you are taking away rights, which is kids, what? UNCONSTITUTIONAL! If you want to see O’Reilly whimper, whine and moan check out the video here and tell me that it’s not embarrasing.
Magic Prop 8 Ball
It’s an amazing day for politics for the gays with Prop 8 being overruled in California, another small step for man on mankind. While some rejoiced with the gay squeal twinkling out of their ass in Hollywood as the soundtrack of the Wiz played ,can’t you feel the brand new day, as they danced down Santa Monica Blvd one DC big wig sat in his winged chair swirling his scotch biting his inner cheek. Mitt Romney the enemy of all that is gay, decided to release a statement that shows how out of touch with the public he is.
“Today, unelected judges cast aside the will of the people of California who voted to protect traditional marriage. This decision does not end this fight, and I expect it to go to the Supreme Court. That prospect underscores the vital importance of this election and the movement to preserve our values. I believe marriage is between a man and a woman and, as president, I will protect traditional marriage and appoint judges who interpret the Constitution as it is written and not according to their own politics and prejudices.”
Time to dissect, hand me a scalpel let’s start with he achilles tendon no fun dancing without those. First off it IS unconstitutional to limit someone’s freedoms and rights, I will take it to civil rights if I must. You can not help your sexuality any more than you can help the color of your skin and for at a time when a black person could not marry a white person was not fair or just something that was suppose to be the basis of our country. Being gay is no more a choice than having brown eyes, it is part of you and nothing you can do about it but allow yourself to accept it and love yourself. This is exactly the same thing the same arguments used to keep black people out of the military, stores and the back of the bus are being used to enforce a set of rules unjustly on gay people. Now he wants to say that these judges based their decision on their own views and prejudices but then again isn’t he? Not everyone thinks like him and how can he uphold family traditions when heterosexual couples are falling apart due to infidelity and problems within his own political party? Are gay people to blame that straight men can’t keep it in their pants or that women stray? I do not think so. To me he is simply out of touch with reality and if he would take a moment to see there is a war in our country with more causalities everyday he would see that this something that is easily resolved. You can’t change a person but what he can do is his job and see it from a different view, a more objective view that allows for a diverse and loving nation where we are truly created equal. God never said to hate he said to love. With what he interprets as what the constitution says he limiting us and stifling our own views and freedoms. These are not privileges these are rights that this country was supposedly built on.
Prop 8 Death the Musical Starring Lady Gaga
So Prop 8 no longer exists , woot woot. That’s right boys, girls and undecided California overturned that bogus bill declaring it “unconstitutional”, who would have thought limiting the freedom and rights of a whole group of people would be unconstitutional? We all know of this huge step for man on man kind now and if you don’t you have been sleeping underneath a rock for at least a week. Well dust off the cobwebs and moss because its time to sing!! Yup gays and girls our wonderfully vocal supporter of gay rights Lady Gaga was inspired to write a song right after the ruling titled “Prop 8 Death”, no details at this time about the song, but an overwhelming sigh of relief reverberated across the the USA along with a celebration of glitter being tossed everywhere after the ruling. I’m lucky I didn’t lose an eye, but then again who hasn’t almost lost an eye in the gay world?
