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Dropping the Ball

Let’s just admit it, the Giants still handed the Patriots there ass like a black man on an asian girl behind the dumpsters at the mall. Well Gisele Bundchen who is married to Tom Brady, did all she could to alleviate as much stress as possible so she wanted everyone to pray for her hubby at this very important time. She left it to the big girl upstairs but unfortunately our trusted lord and savior  was in Cabo with a bunch of 20 year olds sipping margaritas. Unfortunately Giselle along with everyone she knows speak some ungodly language that God didn’t understand and decided to delete the messages causing Tom Brady’s teammates to drop the ball like Britney Spears drops a newborn. Gisele was non too happy when Giants fans were heckling her and decided to just simple turn to her friend and with enlightenment of an angel:

“My husband can not fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

In their defense they may have been too distracted by the shapely asses of their fellow team mates packed into their tights with their flesh sausages winking at them as they jiggled for everyone to see. Causing so much excitement for the shower afterward resulting in butterfingers, someone’s getting a spanking in the shower, hopefully.. There’s always next year, right?

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